The Anti-Tumblr

May 06

There’s nothing more satisfying than turning off the radio when it plays a Bruno Mars song.

I want to vomit every time I hear him or any other singer use excessive “oooo weeeee baby’s” or “whoa oh ohhhhh ohhhhhhh’s” in their songs. Seriously, cut it out Mr. Smooth, it doesn’t make you sound like any better of a singer. Maybe if you filled all of those needless vocal sounds with meaningful and interesting lyrics your songs would be better.

I wish the economy was a mediocre gay basketball player

conservativebrew:

That way, Obama and the media would actually pay attention to it.

I’d rather Obama stay out of the economy considering he doesn’t seem to know much about it.

(via pretty-right-winger)

May 04

I disagree with the whole sports argument. Who cares?

“Band is a sport!”

“Cheerleading is a sport!”

People usually say these things because they’re mad that the hard work they put into these activities don’t get the same recognition as activities that involve balls. Does it really fucking matter though? Just do what you enjoy and shut up about it.

What’s next? Do we start considering strenuous jobs as sports? I shovel piles of scorching hot asphalt for a living with dangerous equipment moving around me in every direction. Should that be considered a sport? No, because nobody gives a shit. Arguments about the definition of a sport are nothing but pissing contests.

CAMPAIGN AGAINST CHRISTOPHOBIA: Again today the Christianity tag is littered with the vapid input of christophobic haters while the Islam tag is mysteriously free of even mere criticism.

antonialo:

Oh yes you poor marginalized people I’m sure it must be really hard for you to see most societies persecuting Christians left and right

lol… “Christophobia”.

(Source: ileanright)

May 03

Yeah, let’s just kill all landlords, then we could all live for free. Yeah, that’s how it would be.

May 02

If the statement is outrageous enough, the person providing the statement should not have to tell people it’s sarcasm/satirical. Or hell, even if it’s not that outrageous..

glocks are ugly as fuck

cerebralzero:

^sorry but it’s truth, it’s like a black box

I prefer guns with round barrels which is why I bought a Ruger 22/45.

(Source: one-shot-two-kills)

pretty-right-winger:

proudblackconservative:

unamusedblackgirl:

I found this one on the quickmeme website! Anyone know who did it?
[Image of unamused black girl. Top Caption reads: “I’m just not attracted to black women.” Bottom caption: I’m just not attracted to racists]

Not being physically attracted to a certain race doesn’t make you racist. Also, I’ve met MANY black people who said they weren’t attracted to other black people, so what does that tell you? 

Yeah and also this doesn’t just apply to black people, I know an Asian girl who always says she isn’t at all attracted to Asians… some people just find different races more attractive. I don’t think anyone means to be offensive.

Exactly… if it’s racist to not be attracted to a certain race what does it say about the races you are attracted to? Like if I said, “Asians are hot” does that make me racist?

pretty-right-winger:

proudblackconservative:

unamusedblackgirl:

I found this one on the quickmeme website! Anyone know who did it?

[Image of unamused black girl. Top Caption reads: “I’m just not attracted to black women.” Bottom caption: I’m just not attracted to racists]

Not being physically attracted to a certain race doesn’t make you racist. Also, I’ve met MANY black people who said they weren’t attracted to other black people, so what does that tell you? 

Yeah and also this doesn’t just apply to black people, I know an Asian girl who always says she isn’t at all attracted to Asians… some people just find different races more attractive. I don’t think anyone means to be offensive.

Exactly… if it’s racist to not be attracted to a certain race what does it say about the races you are attracted to? Like if I said, “Asians are hot” does that make me racist?

May 01

robert-cabot-lodge:

do people ever discuss among themselves what kind of porn sites and porn stars they like to watch? 

Yes.

robert-cabot-lodge:

je-taimerais:

robert-cabot-lodge:

In a way, I’m glad that I never followed trends in music. Like everyone’s into EDM.

Am I the only one who really isn’t? I like some EDM but I love other things! 

What is EDM?

Electronic Dance Music

example

I like it but not because everybody else is into it.

First world problem…

It’s a real problem when you’re like, “mommmmm.. why can’t you buy the good syrup and not this cheap, off-brand, maple flavor crap?” And she’s all, “Austin, your father and I don’t have the money for that.” Then I look around the house and find a trash bag worth of expired food that should have been eaten years ago (I’m not exaggerating… I recently found stuff from 2007 that hadn’t been touched), hundreds of little trinkets and “crafts” that lie around collecting dust and taking up space, and look on her computer and find that she pays money to play stupid, mind-numbingly boring games like bejeweled, yet she seems to think a decent brand of syrup isn’t in the budget. Damn it, mom!

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Apr 29

antonialo:

llbwwb:

PSA:My Mother never told me this! Reblog to save a baby Bird:)

This is totally true. Birds of any species have a limited sense of smell and could never detect human scent, or any particular scent, really.

Confirmed from a Kratt Brothers episode way back in the day.

antonialo:

llbwwb:

PSA:My Mother never told me this! Reblog to save a baby Bird:)

This is totally true. Birds of any species have a limited sense of smell and could never detect human scent, or any particular scent, really.

Confirmed from a Kratt Brothers episode way back in the day.