Nobody seems to question anything.
im so fuckin excited because i have the right bone structure to easily get a thigh gap and i just want to go to the gym rn
Why the fuck do people care about a thigh gap? Seriously. Not insulting you, but I don’t get it. I don’t have one. I’m fine with that. And if someone has it, it doesn’t make them anymore attractive to other people. It really doesn’t unless you got some fetish for it. I just don’t get it.
“it doesn’t make them anymore attractive to other people…”
Do you always speak on behalf of everyone else?
“unless you got some fetish for it.”
A fetish is an attraction.
Morning classes are so much better than afternoon classes
I agree! Everything’s better in the morning, forreals.
Indeed.. get that shit out of the way. Plus, when I have afternoon classes I just sleep in and do nothing before and nothing afterwards.
My group partners in my Econ class are morons. And by group partners I really just mean one of them. She’s all fucking worried about this stupid presentation where being in a group doesn’t fucking matter. The professor clearly stated to not worry about your group members; if they don’t show up or have a shitty presentation, then points aren’t taken away from you. It might as well be an individual project, yet she’s so worried about putting on a good little presentation using this stupid program called “prezi”.
“Let’s impress our 65 year old no-bullshit professor with a fancy slide show… maybe he’ll be distracted from the fact I don’t know what I’m talking about.”
Seriously, the program crashed after I inserted one slide. I don’t have time for this stupid shit.
And it only took almost 24 hours and no telling how many millions of dollars.
(Source: vinaffleck, via theanarchocapitalist)
“But it’ll bring up all kinds of questions, it’ll confuse my child!”
The Louis CK answer: “I dunno, it’s your shitty kid, you fuckin tell ‘em. Why is that anyone else’s problem? Two guys are in LOVE but they can’t get married because YOU don’t want to talk to your ugly child for fuckin’ five minutes?”
People want to be parents but they don’t want to talk to their kids. They want to have a precious little angel to dress up in cute little outfits but they don’t want to take the time to educate them about anything. Instead, they want society to take over the responsibility of raising their child but when society does something they don’t like, they try to blame society rather than themselves.
Do you ever look at your parents and think, “wow.. are these people really my parents?” I don’t mean in a negative way like, “omg.. parents are so lame. please tell me i’m adopted.” but in more of a philosophical way as in, are the memories of the past 23 years of my parents real? Did all of that really happen?
I know they’re different, it’s just the post I’m referring to was talking about trying to go from sleep paralysis to a lucid dream.
The bad part is that they weren’t actually describing a lucid dream, they were describing an out-of-body experience. Which is, again, not something that strikes me as a good idea.
Yeah, I’ve had lucid dreams before too, but nothing interesting really happened. Probably because I could direct myself through it, but I was still in that dream-logic where nothing and everything makes sense. I’ve never had one in which I was fully alert, mentally.
Ohh yeah.. that sounds horrible. I was in my school’s library one of the times I had sleep paralysis. That like doubled the horror of it all plus I thought somebody was near me which freaked me out but couldn’t even open my eyes all of the way to see.
That “lucid dreaming” post is so annoying jfc because sleep paralysis is not fucking blissful. I have a condition where I get it relatively frequently and more often than not it’s more terrifying of an experience than the average person could imagine. Some people have nice ones, most people don’t.
That being said, it is a truly fascinating topic to read about. Just not something you should try to inflict upon yourself.
I experienced sleep paralysis twice and that was enough to never make me want to experience it again. I mean imagine being fucking paralyzed.
I’m not sure what post you’re referring to, but lucid dreaming is different from sleep paralysis. I’ve experienced lucid dreaming a few times as well and it was kind of cool from what I remember. I could see how lucid dreaming could maybe turn bad though.
“It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless.”
This type of thinking is very dangerous. Oh, the world is cruel and heartless? Well guess what: it’s always been that way and always will be. Neglecting to teach your offspring how to deal with this little thing called reality is child abuse.
Ah, yes.. let’s ignore our basic responsibilities as parents to prepare our children for the day that they will no longer have mommy or daddy around to protect them. “That’s not our job.” What an absolute disgrace.
Of course I’m not advocating that we not teach our children to love their fellow human beings, but when you protect your child from every little thing that could possibly cause them harm or anguish, you’re not teaching them how to find a way to deal with it. This leaves them unprepared for life on their own.
I’m nearly wearing out my ‘unsubscribe’ button on Facebook trying to keep these stupid posts off of my news feed. I’m feeling pretty spiteful today and haven’t taken any swings at Christianity lately, so here’s my attempt at sarcastic remarks to this idiotic display of bullshit.
**A MUST READ***
A man of 32 years, was smoking, while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:’God, that’s for you.’
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.
Died of lung cancer in a horrible manner? As opposed to dying of lung cancer in a graceful, painless manner? This man with no name shall surely go down in history for his sinful behavior.
The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said: ‘Not even God can sink it’
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic
Yes, the one man who single-handedly built the Titanic. Making exaggarations is unacceptable in Christianity. The architects of the Titanic, who were probably Christian themselves, where clearly describing how technologically advanced of a ship it was for that time period.
Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
‘I don’t need your Jesus’.
A week later, she was found dead in her apartment
Apparently if you offend a famous Christian evangelist, they’ll summon their almighty God to put you to death. But it kind of brings up the question: Why did God wait 13 years to kill John Lennon?
Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
‘Don’t stop me; I’m going down all the way, down the highway to hell’.
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
Aww shiiit.. God must have been piiiiiissed.
Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend…..
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
‘My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.’
She responded: ‘Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here…..It’s Already Full ‘
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken
Putting a year in quotes makes it look like you’ve cited sources and therefore have a credible story (2012).
Mother’s Translation: “Welp.. you’re already sitting in this car with your irresponsible friends. There’s nothing I can possibly do as your mother, a person responsible for your safety and well-being, but give up and let God decide whether or not you’ll die if you guys get into a car accident.”
Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist & entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.
God sure knows how to show his love and affection. I like how they mention that the Bible is the (Word of God) as though it validates everything in it or that people forgot. OMG!!! Totally didn’t realize what the Bible was about!! Praise the Lord!!!!
Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.
Many have died, but only Jesus died and rise again, and he is still alive….
I have done my part by sharing this with you, Jesus said ‘If you are embarrassed about me,
I will also be embarrassed about you before my father.’
You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this.. No way!
I’M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T..D. Jakes ‘8 Second Prayer.’ Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!
I think you meant “But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.” I don’t even identify as Christian and I know that (thanks to the thousands of assholes on the internet who feel the need to remind me).
“I have done my part by sharing this with you…”
Gee thanks for all of the effort you put into saving my everlasting soul. I’m glad you care enough to inconvenience yourself by spreading the message that God don’t fuck around when it comes to peeps dissin him.
[stupid prayer omitted]