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Oreos piss me off.
I hate how the commercials try to turn the way people eat Oreo’s into some sort of trend as though eating cookies has to have a set of rules and guidelines to go by.
“Step 1: Set glass of milk and Oreo’s at table.
Step 2: Sit at table with friend or family member.
Step 3: Separate cookie, lick the creamy part, then put cookie back together like an asshole.
Step 4: Dip the cookie in the milk/ruin the milk with cookie crumbs that fall into milk.
Step 5: Finally eat the cookie.”
Nobody does this!
Here’s how the majority of people eat Oreo’s: They grab them from their kitchen cabinet, grab their desired drink, sit on a couch or anywhere but the fucking kitchen table, and then munch down on some fucking Oreo’s. Nobody gives a shit about how they’re supposed to be eaten and nobody sits at the kitchen table just to eat a God damn cookie.
Oreo’s are nasty anyway. There’s too much chocolate and not enough cream. Double Stuffed Oreo’s are how the original Oreo should be.
