Real status updates. God help us.
I was looking at my news feed on Facebook and noticed a post from a person I must have added while intoxicated. The reason I noticed this particular status is because of its beyond horrendous spelling…
Every tym u on fb u b gettin on my manes page. Honey wat da hell u tryna prove?!
It was then I had to investigate. I hoped that this person’s Facebook had been hacked and a troll decided to post some statuses to make some poor girl sound stupid but after looking at her wall I quickly found out I was wrong; this girl is actually stupid.
I’ve look through her status updates, and here are the worst…
Bouts ta paint my room:)
Wen u get a txt from him nd get butterflys♥
I want a Mnt Dew!!!!
So everyones asleep nd im wide awake.. Es is gnna b a very long nite!
Es ish is wack.. I foreal need ta learn how ta hook up a dvd player!
Taday jst has not been my day..
I need something ta do..
Jst got home.. i feel lyk ish!
I need some plans fo da weekend..
This snow needs ta start kickin sum booty cuz im not feelin school school tamorro!
Taday is jst not my day.. (multiply this one by about 30)
Im tired of goin thru es ish everday..
Nd ima feel dis glass up lyk its my last :)
Aint got ish ta do tanite.. Sumbdy hmu..
My whole body hurts! (She must have used her phone with auto correct for this one)
Drinkn Mnt Dew!
Home! Finelly :)
Oh my gosh stop actin lyk a little kid nd quit gettn mad over the stupidist ish..
So i geuss im up fo da rest of da nite cuz aint no way imma b goin bac ta sleep afta et wonderful thing that jst happened.
There you have it, folks. All of these were posted in the same month. Posts from an idiot. I literately don’t know what else to say except that I think I might have lost some brain cells while reading those.